i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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