I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
