she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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