Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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