Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
where are you?
Hypothermia
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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