brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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