We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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