He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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