Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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