If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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