Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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