i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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