thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
