Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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