dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Shame is for Republicans.
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