Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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