So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize
