It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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