member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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