my mouth tastes like poor choices
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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