Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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