I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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