Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
