I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
