This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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