I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
id be glad to
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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