all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Randomize
