turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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