if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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