dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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