That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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