She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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