I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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