i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Operation Purity has been aborted
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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