have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
