Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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