She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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