you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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