in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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