Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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