Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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