margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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