He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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