Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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