You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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