they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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