Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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