He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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