i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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