i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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