Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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