Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
My ass is underappreciated
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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