Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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