Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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