i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
babies were throwing up all over the place
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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