I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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You. Win. At. Life.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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